A Numetal product · the title is a joke

Nuclear Crypto Launch Pad

We are not a launchpad. You pick an existing one — Clanker, Bankr, pools.fun — we build that pad’s payload, and you sign. No bot wallet. No broadcast tool. The token lives on the pad you chose.

Open the Mini App — you sign Agent instructions

What people and machines can do

People

A wallet. A form. A signature. That’s the whole human path.

Mini App

launch.numetal.xyz/app.html — pick pad, chain, name, ticker. Advanced knobs stay visible; the matrix warns if a pad ignores them.

Connect

Browser wallet, WalletConnect, or Telegram (Privy embedded EVM wallet). Official Telegram @wallet is TON and cannot sign these deploys.

Simulate, then sign

Simulate shows the object your wallet signs — not a REST argument. Live Sign in v0 is Clanker. Bankr and pools.fun stop at the payload. Unproven pads are blocked.

Bot /start opens the Mini App. Chat cannot broadcast. You still sign.

Machines

Free discovery. User still signs. Amount 0 on x402 and MPP.

MCP

POST /mcp JSON-RPC, or stdio npx tsx packages/mcp/src/stdio.ts. Tools: list_pads, list_networks, get_capabilities, draft_intent, simulate_launch, get_sign_payload. There is no broadcast.

REST

POST /api/v1/{tool} — body is the tool arguments. Same kernel as the Mini App.

Skill

/skill.md for Cursor, Claude, Grok, Codex, Aeon (category: crypto, mode: read-only). Unattended Aeon notifies the sign payload and stops.

Discovery

/.well-known/x402 (amount 0) · /.well-known/mpp.json (price 0) · /llms.txt · catalogued at api.gokhan.vc.

Wired · live sign

Clanker

SDK deploy config. Base, Sepolia, ETH, Arb, BSC, Unichain, Robinhood, Monad, Abstract.

Wired · payload

Bankr

simulateOnly POST body. Split 57 / 36.1 / 1.9 / 5 of 1.2%. Base + Robinhood.

Wired · payload

pools.fun

PartyFactory.launch on Robinhood. Salt mined. 1B / 1% / LP lock are factory-hardcoded.